Thursday, 24 June 2010

Questions questions

A conversation when going through the park today:

"Mummy, do dogs do wees?"
"Do cats do wees?"
"No!" [incredulous laughter]
"No, they do. It's true."
"Do cats have winkies [penis]?"
"Are all cats boys or all cats girls?"
"They are some of each."

 I have no idea what drugs they put in Smarties these days.

1 comment:

Hackney_bloke said...

I think we're going to be doing the birds and bees conversation sooner than hoped. Talk about it!