A conversation when going through the park today:
"Mummy, do dogs do wees?"
"Yes"
"Do cats do wees?"
"Yes."
"No!" [incredulous laughter]
"No, they do. It's true."
"Do cats have winkies [penis]?"
"Yes."
"Are all cats boys or all cats girls?"
"They are some of each."
I have no idea what drugs they put in Smarties these days.
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I think we're going to be doing the birds and bees conversation sooner than hoped. Talk about it!
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